Israel's Offer To Palestine~Right Back At Ya

Israel’s offer:

PALESTINIAN STATE:
The key condition is that the Palestinians recognise in a clear and public manner that Israel is the state of the Jewish people.

(Translation, a racist state for only one people, all others “get out”)

If we have guarantees on demilitarisation and if the Palestinians recognise Israel as a state of the Jewish people, then we arrive at a solution based on a demilitarised Palestinian state alongside Israel.

(Yeah, that’s fair and equal)

Each will have its flag, each will have its anthem. The Palestinian territory will be without arms, will not control airspace, will not be able to have arms.

(Seriously, you have GOT to be joking here. Palestinians get a fecking Flag and an Anthem, Israel gets armies and everyone’s airspace LOL)

TALKS
I call on you, our Palestinian neighbours, and to the leadership of the Palestinian Authority - let us begin peace negotiations immediately, without preconditions.

(Um, you just laid out multiple preconditions above and below. Someone should help Netanyahu, his memory is failing him)

Israel is committed to international agreements and expects all the other parties to fulfil their obligations as well.

(Um, does that include the agreements on settlements you continue to break? And what about all those UN resolutions)

SETTLEMENTS
We have no intention of building new settlements or of expropriating land for new settlements. But there is a need to allow settlers to lead normal lives, to allow mothers and fathers to raise their children like all families around the world.

(What settlements is he talking about the real ones they are building daily, or the in the future imagined ones?)

REFUGEES
The refugee problem must be solved outside of Israeli borders. Their return goes against the principle of Israel as a Jewish state. I believe that with goodwill, and international investment, this humanitarian problem can be solved once and for all.

(Translation: Send all those who we stole the land and homes from to someone Else's country to live in exile. Hey Israel? Have you forgotten you have already done that, you silly Rogue state you!)

TERRITORIAL HANDOVERS BY ISRAEL
Many a worthy person has told us that withdrawal is the key to peace between us and the Palestinians... but the fact is that every withdrawal has been accompanied by rockets and suicide attacks.

( The Palestinians and the rest of the world must have missed the time where you totally withdrew from all Palestinian land, and also lifted your siege)

JERUSALEM
Israel needs defensible borders and Israel's capital, Jerusalem, will remain united.

(The only thing to say here is this: “ROTFLMAO”)

PALESTINIAN AUTHORITY PRESIDENT ABBAS V HAMAS
They must decide between the way of peace and the way of Hamas. The Palestinian Authority must impose law and order... and overcome Hamas. Israel will not negotiate with terrorists trying to destroy it.

(Translation: We will only deal with those guys who roll over and give us everything we want for nothing in return. The other guys should be overthrown, we don’t like them, even if they were legally elected)

Ok, now here is the Palestinians offer to Israel:

The key condition is that the Zionist Entity must recognise in a clear and public manner that Palestine is the state of the Palestinian people.

If we have guarantees on demilitarisation and if the Zionists recognise Palestine as a state of the Palestinian people, then we arrive at a solution based on a demilitarised Zionist state alongside Palestine.

Each will have its flag, each will have its anthem. The Zionist Entity will be without arms, will not control airspace, will not be able to have arms.

Palestine needs defensible borders and the Palestinian capital, Jerusalem, will remain united within Palestine.

Many a worthy person has told us that withdrawal is the key to peace between us and the Zionist Entity... but the fact is that every withdrawal has been only a partial withdrawal with continued building of other larger settlements under an occupying siege. Rocket attacks will cease when Israel leaves our country, our entire country.

The refugee problem must be solved inside of Palestinian borders. Zionists return is an important principle of Palestine as a Palestinian state. I believe that with goodwill, and international pressure on the Zionist Entity, this humanitarian problem can be solved once and for all. Palestine is willing to assist Zionists to relocate to other countries outside of Palestine.

There, that's more like it:)