Yes, it's true according to Israel! They have amassed a covert stealthy combat unit of Virus Destroying Rabbis, who will take to the air in planes in order to sprinkle their magical "Rabbi Dust" over the entire Jewish population. It has been a difficult task, but as you can see, we at this blog have managed to use our contacts to get our hands on the only known photo of the Rabbis in action, flying over Israel, despensing their magic "Rabbi Dust." They claim this will ward off Swine Flu. Report below:
On Monday morning an Arkia airlines plane took off from Ben Gurion Airport carrying rabbis and kabbalists and flew over the country in a flight aimed at preventing the swine flu virus from spreading in IsraelOoooh did you notice that "Kabbalists" are part of the "witch doctor" gang flying over Israel? Hmmm wonder if Madonna will be on that plane.........
"The purpose of the flight was to stop the epidemic, thus preventing further deaths," explained Rabbi Yitzhak Batzri whose father, Rabbi David Batzri had initiated the flight.
During the flight the passengers blew the shofar seven times and said prayers intended for abolishing illnesses. link