Yes, my friends it’s true! In a new and shocking scientific discovery, which involved the painstaking job of tracing the roots of the human race back in time, the missing link between ape and man has now been found. First this VERY important part:
Human colonization of Ireland began about 8000 BC to 7000 BCWhereas the Jews came along much later than the Irish:
The earliest evidence of human occupation after the retreat of the ice has been dated to between 8000 and 7000 BC. Settlements of Mesolithic hunter-gatherers have been found at about half a dozen sites scattered throughout the country: Mount Sandel in County Derry (Coleraine); Woodpark in County Sligo; the Shannon estuary; Lough Boora in County Offaly; the Curran in County Antrim; and a number of locations in Munster.
The massive complex of Newgrange was originally built between c. 3100 and 2900 BC, meaning that it is approximately 5,000 years old. According to Carbon-14 dates, it is more than 500 years older than the Great Pyramid of Giza in Egypt, and predates Stonehenge by about 1,000 years.
Jewish ancestry is traced to the Biblical patriarchs Abraham, Isaac and Jacob in the second millennium BCE. Judaism, Christianity, and Islam are sometimes referred to as the "Abrahamic religions" because of the progenitor role that Abraham plays in their holy books. In both the Jewish tradition and the Quran, he is referred to as "our Father"[2So as is clearly shown, the Irish were here long before the Jews, the Muslims or the Christians. And the most recent discovery of the missing link of all Human Kind (shown further down this post) proves that the Jews and the Muslims are actually all Irish, as are the Christians.
The news of this monumental discovery has been hand delivered to the Irish
Taoiseach.President Obama in the US, along with Netanyahu in the now soon to be defunct Israel, along with Abbas, Prime Minister Haniyeh and Hamas Leader Khaled Mashal in Damascus to be informed of the following Peace Deal. Where the Irish Taoiseach will inform the Zionists in the now defunct state of Israel, that as Irish people they must now get out of Palestine all together, or they could also opt for one big Democratic non-religious state, with equality and justice for all it’s Irish/Jewish and Irish/Muslim and Irish/Christian citizens.
The scientists responsible for this discovery will hold a press conference later today, March 17th. Where they will show a video discovered in scientific lab testing, proving that the missing link in the evolution of all mankind, is well and truly Irish. This makes ALL of you Irish... See for yourself:
HAPPY ST PATRICKS DAY TO ALL ;-D