23 June 2009

Meet The Next US President??????

All I can say is: "Oh God No, Please, No"

One big headed Celebrity fly killing POTUS is enough.
Angelina Jolie wants to run for president of the US.

The Changeling actress is so "stirred" by her humanitarian work for the United Nations, she is reportedly planning to get into politics.
(Heaven help the world, that would make Brad Pitt the First Man/Hunk, Then "Manhunk" would get shortened to just "Munk" So he'd be the First Munk!!! The mind boggles!!!)
A friend told Britain's Daily Express newspaper: "Angelina has admitted she's getting bored with Hollywood. She said she's now got her sights set on Washington.
( Help us all!!! She's grown bored adopting babies and now wants to adopt Americans in Red and Blue States and all over.........)
"She is passionate about people's rights, war and justice and thinks she can get more hands-on and make even more of a difference by getting into politics. She admires President Barack Obama and thinks she could make a big difference too if she were in his position."
(NEWSFLASH you asshat Hollywood celeb, we ALL think that!! Sheesh........)
The 34-year-old star, who raises six children, Maddox, seven, Pax, five, Zahara, four, Shiloh, three, and 11-month-old twins Vivienne and Knox with partner Brad Pitt, has now set her sights on becoming the first woman in the White House.
(AAAAGHHH, my brain is imploding, overload, overload, overload)
The friend added: "I would place a huge wager on her becoming the first female president within the next 20 years. When Angelina sets her mind on something, she goes all out to do it.
(C'mon Swine Flu, where's a good pandemic when you need one, eh? Better yet, lets' take up a collection so that the next time she goes to Africa we can pay some guide to take her into the jungle and leave her there with the wanna be First Munk. Yeah, that's it, she can live happily ever after as "Jane" with Pitt being "Tarzan" )
"She's very determined and gets very stirred by her UN work. She is well respected for her humanitarian work and I'm sure she would make as many waves if she moved fully into the political world." link
(No, No "waves", No President Brangelina and No First Munk! Send donations to the "Stop the Brangelina and First Munk Campaign".......and give generously)

1 comment:

Barbara L said...

Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagan. Ronald Reagun.

Only with boobs.

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