THE QUITTER, THE CRIMINAL AND THE NEW KING

The world is going to hell in a handbasket. Three, count them THREE insane news reports. First we have Abbas the quitting whinger, (Oh God let him quit for the sake of Palestine!) who rings Obama on the phone and says "Where's my payoff! Net-And -Yahoo was supposed to be nice to me!" and "Hamas won't do what I want them to" To which Obama rings him back and "comforts" him. I kid you not:

Abbas: I'll Quit Because of the Stalled Israel Talks

Chairman Mahmoud Abbas of the Palestinian Authority told President Barack Obama of the United States on Monday that he would quit over the lack of progress in negotiations with Israel.During a telephone call between the two leaders, Abu Mazen stressed that as long as Binyamin Netanyahu was the leader of Israel's government, there was no chance to move the talks along. He also saw no chance of progress in reconciliation talks with Hamas.

And who says Hamas and Israel can never agree, they agree on Abbas, they both think he's an arsehole. There now, will you all please contact THESE PEOPLE because I've created unity, now where's my Nobel peace prize? Warning for imagined visual imagery: I apologise in advance for the horrible image that will remain in your head after you read the next sentence:

Obama responded to the threats by calling Abbas and calming him, according to the report

Having trouble getting that vision out of your head now? Try brain bleach. Next we have the head criminal of the world's thug gang Netanyahu giving the middle finger to the United Nations and their pesky resolutions...................AGAIN.

Israel has refused to yield to a UN call for clarifications on planting "listening devices" in southern Lebanon, boasting that intelligence gathering on its northern neighbor will persist

And lastly, we have the "New King of the World" Mr. Tony Blair, and may I just take this opportunity to say to my fellow "former" Irish, WHAT WERE YOU PEOPLE THINKING WHEN YOU VOTED FOR LISBON. Fer Fecks sake, we fought them for 800 years, and now we will be ruled by the them......................AGAIN???

Tony Blair 'to be made EU president next month' Tony Blair could be crowned first President of Europe at a special summit of EU leaders next month. Diplomatic sources say French President Nicolas Sarkozy is pushing for an extraordinary meeting in Brussels to install the former prime minister in the new £275,000-a-year post. Supporters of Mr Blair's candidacy are racing to get a deal stitched up as doubts grow about whether the forthcoming inquiry into the Iraq war could prove a major stumbling block.

Personally I can't wait until time travel is invented, so I can fast forward to the vast wasteland that will be planet earth when these lunatics finish with us. Tickets please?