06 July 2009

Bill O'Reilly Saddened Today

Food poisoning at Hebron falafel shop

Sixty-seven cases of food poisoning inundated Hebron’s main hospital Friday night, after a dozen families who visited a traditional falafel and hummus restaurant in Surif, south of Hebron, fell ill.

After hearing the news, it is said that Bill O'Reilly the "FOX NEWS Falafel Fantasy Man" is too upset to speak on camera. However the head bloviator from FAUX news when asked how he'd cope with any shortage of "Falafel" he said; "I'll just have to go it alone"