CRAZY NEWS ROUNDUP

What is “terrorism,” And how to spot one, Israel has the handy dandy answer:

link TEL AVIV -- Israeli police today mounted a large-scale manhunt for a pair of suspected terrorists, fearing that they might have intended to blow up a bus in Tel Aviv.

A man on a bus yelled out “Allahu Akbar”, and, "itbach al yahud" in Arabic (slaughter the Jews).

Aside from yelling mere words, here’s the proof he was a terrorist:

Eyewitnesses said that they did not see whether the man he was carrying any “packages”, but that he was “wearing long sleeves and looked fat”.

So, according to Israels "definition" of “terrorism” it is the use of “words we don't like”, is someone “wearing long sleeves” and who is “fat." So I think I found a man who fits that criteria; note he speaks "racist words" and "Wears long sleeves" and is a "fat pig"


Next, France prepares warm welcome for Netanyahu. And proof California is not part of the US. But rather a subdivision of Israel;

link The event was Sacramento’s fourth annual Night to Honor Israel, sponsored by Christians United for Israel (CUFI), As the audience took their seats, a series of short videos were projected onto large screens. Shortly after 7 p.m., a modern version of the Sh’ma, an ancient Jewish prayer, filled the large ballroom. After the Sh’ma and the Star Spangled Banner came a haunting rendition of Hatikva, the Israeli national anthem

There are three faiths that come from Abraham, Jewish, Christian and Muslim. Notice one was left out. Can you guess which one? Sure ya can!!

All speakers delivered a message of Christian-Jewish unity, a denunciation of anti-Semitism, the hope that these two peoples of the God of Abraham are, after 2000 years, finally getting it right and were literally changing history before the eyes of the audience.

Check out that last sentence below , and notice who the Executive Director of “Christians United for Israel" is? And guess what? He’s not a Christian!!

The keynote speaker was David Brog. Although an observant Jew, he is the executive director of “Christians” United for Israel.

And Syria’s Assad is visiting the US and says:

link The United States has lost its influence in the Middle East peace process

DOH!! And the scummy little pig faced boy may be facing arrest, not really, we’ve heard this all before haven’t we?

link Israeli police on Monday recommended charging Israeli Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman and another senior diplomat in a fresh corruption probe.

Well, Israel and America have much in common, Zionist's are not punished in either country.

Here's one for ya.

Australia-Israeli Agent expelled using Fake Passport.
In a final show of his respect for Foreign Minister Stephen Smith, the Israeli diplomat expelled by the Australian Government has left the country on a forged Australian passport. See the rest along with a "must see" photo of the passport HERE

And lastly, Israel tries to convince the world old people are good drivers in a "new" study. Israel says this:

link A new study from the Human Factors Safety Laboratory at Ben-Gurion University of the Negev (BGU) indicates that advanced age does not affect older drivers' ability to perceive hazards

Oh Puleeeeeeze!! What about THIS

George Russell Weller, 86 years old, killed 10 people and injured more than 70 when he drove his car into a crowded farmers market in Santa Monica, Calif.

And this:

I rest my case!

Avigdor Lieberman "UN Filled With Psychics"

The Jpost is reporting the FM Avigdor Lieberman (poster child for racism and hatred) has sussed out that the UN is filled with "Psychics" who were able to predict, in advance, the moment Israel dropped the first bomb in Gaza, that they would establish a commission to find Israel guilty of war crimes, by using their psychic abilities. Note that Israel using their secret "dome" blocked their psychic abilities from infiltrating any IDF soldier or potential witnesses inside Israel or the West Bank who may have had evidence to confirm the reports.

The Goldstone Commission was established in advance in order to find Israel guilty, Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman said on Thursday

"The Goldstone Commission is a commission established with the aim of finding Israel guilty of crimes ahead of time

Lieberman's Lunatic Logic Exposed

Well, well, I wrote yesterday about Israel's consul general in Boston, Nadav Tamir being “summoned” back to the Evil Rogue State for a lobotomy and re-programming. You can read that HERE. Then today, lo and behold, the poster child for corruption, you know the one, Good Ole Nazi Racist Lieberman, the guy currently receiving calls for HIS resignation? Ever the comedian, Lieberman heads the cheerleading section calling for Tamir to resign. This whilst Racist Corrupt Lieberman is himself being hit with calls for his own resignation as Israeli police continue to investigate him for all for all sorts of nefarious things. Shouting for Tamir’s resignation is quite comical coming from Lieberman. Sorta like Jeffery Dahmer calling for Vegetarians to be jailed for for eating plants…………….

Avigdor Lieberman, said today that a diplomat who warned of deteriorating relations with the US over the row about settlement building should resign.

In an internal memo last week, Israel's consul general in Boston, Nadav Tamir, wrote that Israel's reluctance to give in to US pressure to halt settlement growth in the occupied West Bank was worsening relations between the two countries and causing "strategic damage to Israel".

SHOCK STATEMENT FROM ISRAEL

My world is spinning off it's axis:
Avigdor Lieverman praises HAMAS and attacks Abbas.......

If ever there was a poster child for shooting yourself in the foot because you cannot control your racist ego, it's Avigdor Lieberman, the Nazi FM settler. In one sweeping statement he says Abbas is now illegitimate and that HAMAS is 1/2 the Government and eludes to Abbas as being quite possibly less than "half" the Government and slipping. Would be nice to think he had suddenly become intelligent, but alas it's only his racist ego speaking. Still quite funny though:

"Abu Mazen [Palestinian Authority President Mahmoud Abbas] isn't exactly legitimate,

Speaking on Israel Radio, Lieberman was referring to Abbas's statement Sunday that, if he were prime minister of Israel, he would have appointed Kadima leader Tzipi Livni as foreign minister and not Lieberman.

The lower Abu Mazen's legitimacy drops, the harsher his demands become, Liebmerman added.

"We signed an agreement with the Palestinian Authority, which represents all the Palestinians. Today we have 'Fatah-land' in the West Bank and 'Hamas-stan' in Gaza. Who exactly does Abu Mazen represent? At best, half of the nation," he said. SOURCE

Hey Lieberman, I think the Livni statement is one thing FATAH and HAMAS could agree on LOL

Palestinians Don't Want Peace

The "Pig Faced Boy"is off his meds again. Or maybe it's just the Racism leaking through, yeah, that's it. The poster child for retro-abortion speaks..............

Lieberman: Palestinians don't want real negotiations

Foreign minister meets with German counterpart, says the two still divided on issue of settlements

Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman met with his German counterpart, Frank-Walter Steinmeier, in Jerusalem on Monday.

During a joint press conference held by the two Lieberman told Ynet that the Palestinians refuse to begin negotiations with Israel without preconditions.

"All the rest provides them with excuses, because the Palestinians don't want to hold real, constructive negotiations," he said. link